And jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.