And jokes
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.