And jokes
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.