And jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
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What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.