And jokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.