And jokes
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.