Ance jokes

What's the most between my uncle and aunt?

My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Ratio.

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.