Ammon jokes

Ammon died.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".