Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
American Football Jokes
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
