American Football jokes

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?

A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”