Allergic Reaction jokes

Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?

A: An Epstein pen.

Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.