Alfred Jokes

Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)

I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.