Aed jokes
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
A chicken is delicious.