What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.