I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 đ. Iâve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
What is anonymous đ¤ oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a đł glory hole inside a đ adult book store
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.
A:The Homepage.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a womenâs rights book in the fiction section
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
