Aed jokes
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...