People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
