Aed jokes
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.