A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
