Aed jokes
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.