There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?
Coldplay
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
