What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
'i told my black friend a joke'' told him he needs to lighten up!!!
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.
Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag ? A. She can taste it on her brothers cock.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
