What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Incest. A game the whole family can play
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
