Aed jokes
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane