Aed jokes
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
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- Sincerely, Zane
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."