Aed jokes
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.