Aed jokes
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"