Aed jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.