Aed jokes

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?

He waves his arms like a space invader.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."

What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.

Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.

What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?

"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

A black cat will be racist next.