What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
my friend committed suicide yesterday...at least he went out with a bang
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
