Aed jokes
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Took A Selfie With The Homies!
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
You a cunt.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
Have a great year!
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.