Aed Jokes

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

what do you call a train with buble gum?

a chew chew train

oh man im depressed

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying rape you? Rub it

“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle

Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Why cant homeless people be gay?

They dont have a closet to get out of

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!!!