What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
You can’t be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
