Aed jokes

"You cannot win a war without a war."

-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Where was Stephen Hawking born?

Under a coconut tree.

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.

“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.

“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

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I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣