How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
whats white with black spots? a cotton field from above
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
Random guy: Go suck a D*ck! Me: Nah, i rather suck a 9mm.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
