Aed jokes
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
You're a big Z!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!