Aed jokes
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
I have a paso.
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."