Aed jokes
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.