a.m. jokes

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.

Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"

"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."

"What else, Watson?"

"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."

"What Else, Watson?"

"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"

"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"

I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."

What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.