A man buys a new sofa from a furniture store.
The man asked if there was still room for anyone.
The furniture seller replied, "If you sit on the mattress, you'll be in trouble."
Hero, yes, but the hero doesn't know anyone, no problem.
Wicked Hyrax
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The counter-openist on patenting said: "There is a problem with this machine."
The star asked, "Really? What are you doing?"
"That happened to me," answered the doctor.
The dentist asked the patient: "Your teeth are yellow, do you smoke or drink coffee?"
The Kloof in Antwerp: "On trial?"