Sorry
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth
The perv from down the road
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a good year and ones a great year
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
Who am I? Why am I typing?
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE"
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
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I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
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Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
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