What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
Shower thoughts
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
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I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
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What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
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If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs
Do you think when Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like Donald Duck?
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS
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What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox