Shower thoughts

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Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

When cops say you have the right to remain silent,

You're just happy you have the right to do something.