What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Shower thoughts
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers
What is the difference between a black man and Jew? One was born burnt
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
If we send more mosquito to Africa. We could save more mosquitoes from dying of aids.
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
What is the darkest month? Black History Month
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What did God say when he made the first black man? crap I burnt one