RapBoat
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS