Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
Shower thoughts
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like dad what are you doing? I said don’t worry you’ll be doing it soon. He said why is that? I told him my arm is getting tired.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
Why do women hate having sex with midgets? Because of their shortcomings
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
The term every 60 seconds is so stupid You know Africans don’t get seconds
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when could I go to school and do it for free?
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side I crashed the car and fucked my trainer
What do orgasms and pulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them