What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls They can’t say no.
Shower thoughts
I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
Scientist say a banana a day is great for the colon But you gotta eat it
My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
What do you call an apartment full of Black people? A crackhouse
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers
What is the difference between a black man and Jew? One was born burnt
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18