MEISHIM

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.