LLiZzY_092 years agoMom: Can I tell you a joke?Kid: Sure.Mom: Knock knock.Kid: Who's there?Mom: Not yo.Kid: Not yo who?Mom: Not yo father.Kid: Not yo husband either.
LLiZzY_092 years agoWhy do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.