- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Kristian‽
@krustain
Kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical
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I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
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Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.