Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of
I got the best girl in the world ( Fuck all y'all niggas that say anything different. And Fuck all y'all niggas that be rude to my girl).
Tough as nails(when I want to be)
Devilish
Most likely the guy that gets in legal trouble the most
Graffiti Artist
Street Dancer
And harder to track down than a needle in a haystack
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
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I would say life's a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac. When an American has it go backwards it tactic.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.