Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of
I got the best girl in the world ( Fuck all y'all niggas that say anything different. And Fuck all y'all niggas that be rude to my girl).
Tough as nails(when I want to be)
Devilish
Most likely the guy that gets in legal trouble the most
Graffiti Artist
Street Dancer
And harder to track down than a needle in a haystack
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is Equator
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.