yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
LoserIsPro
IM THE DICE PRO dont believ me? Check my memes
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call
Yo mamas so fat her belly button has an echo
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
Hi I’m cool
