Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Comments (7)
LiveItUp
Yo mama so fat that every time she tried to sue the escalator it turned into a ramp.
NewBalance
Yo mama so fat that she’s on both sides of the family.
QueenTaylor
Yo mama so fat that she wakes up in sections.
KingdomHearts
Yo mama so fat that she wakes up on all 4 sides of the bed.
DriversLicense
Yo mama so fat that her farts caused global warming.
Rihanna
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 10th, 11th, and 12th of May.
HorribleBosses
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she had to go down.