What has a head, a tail, but no body?
GG Miller
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
when you find out someone ugly ass hell like you
i'll be the minion on the right
didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5
im that girl
only if i had a gun DAMN
tryna catch a body??
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
On everything i did all this
LMAO
EASY .... pass pass and no
Always happen to me
i should say this
dont say this to my jokes .. OK
His ass going to jail
me too
ALWAYS ME