we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia Here's hoping you do too.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says Cutadoodledo!.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What would you rather be emo or handicapped? Trick question emo is a handycap.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!