GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.