GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.