How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
DARK RAPBOAT
This is the account I use when I get angry
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."