My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
DABITHEFUCKBOY
@dabithefuckboy
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
