applee

@applee

she said she never had no man, raised the kids the very best she can, she lied to both you and me, cos she was lovin me, lovin meeee yeah
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    • i remember how excited i got when my science teacher began talking about mitochondria. Highschool really began

    • https://youtube.com/shorts/F52Xye4bOTM?si=JFGpwrmx16X5CkPu

    oh just watch this random vid

    • fiiine ill stop the old comment thing. i didn't even know about that last section commented thing but i when i did i thought it'd be fun. Jeepers mate.

    • you guys try not to swear for a whole day, lets see how much willpower you have.

    • A note for my old English Teacher:

    Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim...

    • A note for my History Teacher:

    Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back

    • https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/6590a70e866fe331b4dc875e

    Got my first hater! 🎉

    • Muslims say 'Alhamdulillah!' Christians say 'Halellujah!' Muslims say 'Ameen' Christians say 'Amen'

    Strange, huh?